Some of you have heard the rumors, or maybe you’ve seen the promos. It’s true. I’m starring in a reality show.
I know what you’re thinking. “Princess, you’re a luxury brand. Why dilute it by going reality?” Well let me tell you something, keeping this fur conditioned and well-nourished isn’t cheap. Did you know that a kitty Brazilian blowout cost more than one for a human? I know, it’s lunacy. Like they have the right to charge an extra hundred bucks just because I might want to scratch my stylist a few times. I swear, sometimes it’s utter torture being this beautiful. But anyway, it’s awfully hard to keep up my lifestyle. My human Jeanine is a graphic designer. You do the math.
I can promise you that “Princess the Cat” the series will be non-stop entertainment. It’s full of emotion, drama, and sassy comebacks (all mine). And it deals with the very real problem that many cats face every day: what to do when your human drags home a wholly unsuitable boyfriend. Due to a gag order in my contract, I can’t reveal any spoilers, but I can say that I am currently doing everything in my power to remove him. You’ll have to tune in to see what happens.